I was so wasted
I was a surfer
I had a skateboard
I was so heavy and i lived on the strand
I was a dumb shit
And i was a fuck-up
I was so napped out i was out of my head
I was so wasted
I was a hippie
And i was a burn-out
I was so wasted i was out of my head
I was a punker
I had a mohawk
I was so gnarly and i drove my dad's car